Posted by: embrownny | Sunday, October 5, 2008

Sarah Palin’s Pompom Patois

From time to time Maureen Dowd says something that I couldn’t have said better. In her Op-Ed column for The New York Times, she raises the question, “When [did] elite became a bad thing in America?” From my viewpoint, I’d prefer to have the leaders of my country to be a bit smarter than me. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want the guy down the street to be president of this country. He might be a nice guy and all and can be president of the block association, but he’s not getting my vote for President of the United States of America. And forget about “Joe six pack.” We all know that “six pack” does not refer to his abs. And since when did we begin rewarding “C” students, and ridiculing the student that worked hard and finished at the top of his/her class? What is it about Republicans—some of which are smart people (I hope)—running toward and praising such incompetence in their candidates? Do they just want to win at any cost? Sarah Palin is sadly just another George Bush in a skirt (and lipstick). McCain’s campaign have nothing to be proud of in selecting her. In an excerpt from her Op-Ed column, Dowd offers her insight:

Being mush-mouthed helped give the patrician Bushes the common touch. As Alistair Cooke observed, “Americans seem to be more comfortable with Republican presidents because they share the common frailty of muddled syntax and because, when they attempt eloquence, they do tend to spout a kind of Frontier Baroque.”

Darn right. And that, doggone it, brings us to a shout-out for the latest virtuoso of Frontier Baroque, bless her heart, the governor of the Last Frontier. Her reward’s in heaven.

At Sarah Palin’s old church in Wasilla, they spoke in tongues. Maybe that’s where she picked it up…

…At another point, she channeled Alicia Silverstone debating in “Clueless,” asserting, “Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet.” (Mostly the end-all.)

A political jukebox, she drowned out Biden’s specifics, offering lifestyle as substance. “In the middle class of America, which is where Todd and I have been, you know, all our lives,” she said, making the middle class sound like it has its own ZIP code, superior to 90210 because “real” rules.

Sometimes, her sentences have a Yoda-like — “When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not” — splendor. When she was asked by Couric if she’d ever negotiated with the Russians, the governor replied that when Putin “rears his head” he is headed for Alaska. Then she uttered yet another sentence that defies diagramming: “It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there.”

Source: NYTimes.com


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  1. I just wonder how all those stupid Republicans got so rich which they’re all accused of? And do you suppose that some of those educated Dems got funding from programs funded by those very same stupid Republicans?

  2. We began rewarding C-students when we elected George Bush. I imagine Palin’s scholastic record is even less distinguished.

  3. Albert Einstein failed math and science and one of his teachers told his father he was a student without much promise. Gosh sure wish he had gotten better grades, he might have made something of himself.

  4. @honeycat22–Your comments are appreciated, but comparing George Bush and/or Sarah Palin to Albert Einstein is a bit of a stretch. A big stretch. Gosh darn it.

  5. Just stating that grades / education aren’t always the sum of a person. There are a lot of very educated people who are completing lacking in common sense. There are also those who consider themselves so smart that anyone who doesn’t agree with them, why they’re just stupid. Experience can equate to “smarter” just as much as education.

  6. Oops, sorry completely – wouldn’t want to appear uneducated with my typo, trying to do too many things at one time.

  7. @honeycat22-I understand what your point is and I agree. In this case, George Bush does not fit the category is all I’m saying.

    And since I’m not perfect, I can overlook a typo or two.

    But I have to go now… I have to finish preparing for an exam. I want to make sure I don’t get a “C.” :-)

  8. Well gosh darn, I can’t think of a better person to be sitting across the conference table from one of our foreign allies than Sara Palin. In just the “wink of an eye’ I’m sure she will be able to settle any and all problems/situations, bless her heart, by jingo!

  9. First, you change you’re layout. Although I like the other one I guess we all need to embrace a message of Change.

    Listening to Sarcastic Palin makes me wonder if her middle initial is W. Not for Wrong, Worse, or even something we all have said while listening to her, What? But I wonder if we should call her Sarah W. Palin because she reminds me of someone with the same middle initial.

    Anyway, her 15 minutes is almost up and she can go back to Alaska.

  10. Hey Tim, I liked the other layout too but it was not completely working for me. This functions better for what I want to do. Hopefully you’ll get used to it. ;-)

  11. Hi Tim, You could be right especially since the both pronounce nuclear the same exact way1 Perhaps they are related – on the wrong side of the sheets!

  12. Just watching Palin makes me ill. She’s a perfect example of how completely unqualified one can be in America and still be considered for a job because of the color of ones skin. Had Obama entered the Presidential race with her credentials and lack of experience, his campaign would have ended the same week it began.

  13. Well, if you really want to go there, it could be said that Obama is still there because of the color of his skin, since obviously Clinton was the more qualifed, experienced candidate. I really hate it when people start playing the race card. We should have progress above that, by as noted above, obviously not.

  14. actually Obama is running for to be leader of the free world and has as little or less experience than Palin

  15. @sugary: Thanks for the comment but Palin is no comparison to Barack Obama. The GOP speaking points about Palin’s “experience” mean nothing. She can’t even answer simple questions (what magazines/newspapers she reads) without a script.


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